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Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2006-07-02 08:27 pm
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Superman Returns

Wow. Just.. wow. Anything more would be spoilerish.

Great effects, decent acting, and I believed in Superman. Kevin Spacey was deliciously evil as Luthor. Some nice cameos (the George Reeves TV-show Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane show up, as well as Richard Branson as a Virgin Galactic pilot) and enough in-jokes to keep the geeks happy.

Go see it. I give it five penguins.



The way Superman was handled in the film confirmed my theory about Supe's powers. There is no way he could perform the feats we see based on physical strength. To begin with, we are told that Superman is 6'4" and weighs about 225lbs. He doesn't have the muscle density of bone strength to hold up the weights he supports. Secondly, he regularly lifts things that should break due to uneven stresses. Bridges, cars, aircraft carriers, etc, are not designed to be supported at one tiny point.

Therefore, Superman's powers are based on an extremely limited form of telekinesis. He has a force field that hovers a nanometer or so off his skin. He can open this field at will (he needs to do this to breathe, eat, and eliminate waste) but most of the time it is solid. This is the source of his incredible resistance to all forms of damage. Attacks never reach his skin.

When Superman lifts a large object, this field extends over the object. So rather than being lifted from a single point, the object is actually being supported by a large cradle. Punching with super-strength is accomplished by a sudden, rapid extension of the force field in the direction of the punch. Flight is a by-your-bootstraps affair. He picks himself up and pulls himself along. (This could also explain why Superman's cape continues to flutter in vacuum. Superman expects his cape to flutter, so unconsciously diverts a little energy to making himself look good.) We can extend this theory to cover some of Superman's other powers. "Super-breath" is merely his TK at its farthest extension. He uses the breathing as a magician's diversion. The remainder of Supe's array of abilities are left as an exercise for the reader.

Kryptonite emits radiation that disrupts this field. Since the field is such an normal part of Superman's daily life, losing it has the same effect on him that a sudden loss of muscle tone and balance has on us. (Note: I am ignoring gold, red, chartreuse and any other Silver Age Kryptonite variants as silly and non-canonical.)

Re: Yeah...

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, comics wankage is not my forte. I dropped out of the comics scene early once I realized that there was no hope of characters ever changing that much.

Nice to know that my theory is in line with what others think. Although there are some bricks that could rely on sheer strength. The Thing, for example, or the Hulk.

I think my favorite TK-basedhero has to be The Great and Powerful Turtle from the Wild Cards series.
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Re: Yeah...

[personal profile] seawasp 2006-07-03 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Both Thing and Hulk often lift and throw things that should just fall apart under the stress. They need the subconscious TK trick too.