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Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2006-07-02 08:27 pm
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Superman Returns

Wow. Just.. wow. Anything more would be spoilerish.

Great effects, decent acting, and I believed in Superman. Kevin Spacey was deliciously evil as Luthor. Some nice cameos (the George Reeves TV-show Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane show up, as well as Richard Branson as a Virgin Galactic pilot) and enough in-jokes to keep the geeks happy.

Go see it. I give it five penguins.



The way Superman was handled in the film confirmed my theory about Supe's powers. There is no way he could perform the feats we see based on physical strength. To begin with, we are told that Superman is 6'4" and weighs about 225lbs. He doesn't have the muscle density of bone strength to hold up the weights he supports. Secondly, he regularly lifts things that should break due to uneven stresses. Bridges, cars, aircraft carriers, etc, are not designed to be supported at one tiny point.

Therefore, Superman's powers are based on an extremely limited form of telekinesis. He has a force field that hovers a nanometer or so off his skin. He can open this field at will (he needs to do this to breathe, eat, and eliminate waste) but most of the time it is solid. This is the source of his incredible resistance to all forms of damage. Attacks never reach his skin.

When Superman lifts a large object, this field extends over the object. So rather than being lifted from a single point, the object is actually being supported by a large cradle. Punching with super-strength is accomplished by a sudden, rapid extension of the force field in the direction of the punch. Flight is a by-your-bootstraps affair. He picks himself up and pulls himself along. (This could also explain why Superman's cape continues to flutter in vacuum. Superman expects his cape to flutter, so unconsciously diverts a little energy to making himself look good.) We can extend this theory to cover some of Superman's other powers. "Super-breath" is merely his TK at its farthest extension. He uses the breathing as a magician's diversion. The remainder of Supe's array of abilities are left as an exercise for the reader.

Kryptonite emits radiation that disrupts this field. Since the field is such an normal part of Superman's daily life, losing it has the same effect on him that a sudden loss of muscle tone and balance has on us. (Note: I am ignoring gold, red, chartreuse and any other Silver Age Kryptonite variants as silly and non-canonical.)

[identity profile] arib.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
How does this explain heat vision?

The comics recently explained it as a way for Superman's body to release excess solar waste.

That is to say, Krypto-poop. :-)

[identity profile] caraig.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
This strikes me as the ultimate multipower, with fine enough control. or at least one of the ultimate multipowers. It would probably take an insane amount of control of this TK field in order to, for example, transmute elements, or a few other things. But barring these few exceptions... wow. He really would deserve the moniker/nom-de-partisan 'Superman.'

The field theory explains so very much, actually, and does it quite well... and it doesn't really detract too much from Superman's super-ness. Much of the appeal of Superman was that he was the Silver Age paladin.

This reminds me, I MUST pick up Red Son...
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[personal profile] claidheamhmor 2006-07-03 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
It only opens here this week; I'm really looking forward to seeing it.

[identity profile] magicwoman.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Wishing you a very happy early birthday!

Susan
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Yeah...

[personal profile] seawasp 2006-07-03 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... that's one of the oldest fanwank explanations for Supes -- or even Super Bricks in general. They think it's strength, but it's actually TK or something similar. In fact, I think that one of the Superman incarnations -- Byrne? -- had that as an implied canon explanation. I know we were using it in our superhero universes for RPGs back in the early 80s, and I don't think we were nearly the first.

I always figured the strength and the flying were linked somehow

[identity profile] capplor.livejournal.com 2006-07-04 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
but I took it for some way of divorcing gravetic mass from intertial mass. Same thing -- no matter how strong you are, if you hold a locomotive at arms length, you WILL tip over.

But no more red kryptonite? Should I go off into a corner & cry?

[identity profile] jarlsberg71.livejournal.com 2006-07-04 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved the film, just couldn't understand why he took so long to figure out the obvious.... But I like your decription of his powers... My thought is that sunlight isn't necessarily his means of powering up, but rather a catalyst that opens up a might higher form of power creation within his own cells. Call it extra-dimensional power syphoning if you wish, but the yellow sun opens the gates....