Damnit.

[gridlore]

I want Ho-Hos. I mean, I want a whole box of them to myself.

Some I'd just devour.

Others, I'd pick off all the chocolate coating first.

A few would suffer the ultimate indignity, and be unrolled before being consumed.

But the store didn't have any.

Denied!

Comments

[nilita.livejournal.com]

And you're the type that could eat a bushel of them without gaining an ounce

What Ho-Hos?

[(Anonymous)]

Back many years ago, I worked in a grocery store with a few of my friends. One of the guys (Paul) grabbed a package of ho-hos off the shelf (without paying for it) as we went to the stock room. He was standing between a couple of stock carts and had just started eating the ho-hos when one of the other guys (Dave) turned and said hello to the manager (he wasn't actually there). When Dave looked back at Paul, they were gone. He asked what happened to the ho-hos and Paul responded (with a mouth FULL of ho-hos), "What ho-hos?", complete with crumbs flying from his mouth as he said it. We all died laughing.

[benkenobigal.livejournal.com]

Awww...dammit! Now I want Ho-Hos. And I definitely don't need them.