Rev. Spooner, please service your call.

[gridlore]

Me, just now:

"Could you throw my microwaves in the burrito?"

And no, I haven't been drinking... yet.

Comments

[isomeme.livejournal.com]

Well, that is in fact what happens after you throw the burritos in the microwave.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

True, but they aren't my microiwaves. I prefer to use free-range microwaves.

FREE THE WAVELENGTH-CHALLENEGED END OF THE EM SPECTRUM!!!

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

Having grown up amongst the Pennsylvania Duetsch (such as my grandfather),and hearing "Throw the horse over the fence some hay" and other such manglings, it took me a moment to get that one.