Sing along!

[gridlore]

What shall we do with a drunken penguin
What shall we do with a drunken penguin
What shall we do with a drunken penguin
Ear-lie in the morning

Well, suggestions? Bonus points for making it scan to the song

Comments

[dafydd.livejournal.com]

"Stuff him in a PODS truck 'til he's sober..."

Never ask a lawyer for lyrics.

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Slather it with rum and eggnog
Slather it with rum and eggnog
Slather it with rum and eggnog
Early in the mor-ning...

[nilita.livejournal.com]

Put him in a jersey with a hockey stick
Put him in a jersey with a hockey stick
Put him in a jersey with a hockey stick
And send him off to Pittsburgh.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

How about the drunken penguin getting his happy ass on IRC? We're considering firing up an IRC Traveller game in January.

[caraig.livejournal.com]

Ruffle his feathers with a herring
Ruffle his feathers with a herring
Ruffle his feathers with a herring
Ear-lie in the morning!

Wob-wob-and watch him wobble
Wob-wob-and watch him wobble
Wob-wob-and watch him wobble
Ear-lie in the morning!

Put him in a tux and on an ice flow
Put him in a tux and on an ice flow
Put him in a tux and on an ice flow
Ear-lie in the morning!

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

Feed the pickled bird a pickled herring
Feed the pickled bird a pickled herring
Feed the pickled bird a pickled herring
Ear-lie in the morning!

Have him seek advice from Mr. Whoopie
Have him seek advice from Mr. Whoopie
Have him seek advice from Mr. Whoopie
Ear-lie in the morning!

[drewkitty.livejournal.com]

Boot him Linux and hack his kernel . . .

Drop him from an airborne airplane . . .

Buy his games and send him herring . . .

[hartt-tommel.livejournal.com]

Take the ol' hair of the dog,
Take the ol' hair of the dog,
Take the ol' hair of the dog,
So early in the morning.

Happy Holidays Doug!

-Tom