gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Penguin - Bling)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2005-12-05 06:44 pm
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Ho-ho-ho!


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] sammy_grrrl's hair (-12 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] philfoglio's purse (30 points). In March I helped [livejournal.com profile] hlw hide a body (-173 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (165 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
gridlore

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[identity profile] 10binary-cats.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
A fart in a elevator is only worth -6 points? It's much worse than hiding a body....that take a while to smell as bad!