gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Gaming - Shit)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2005-11-03 08:44 am
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The Legend of Hybrid...

The RPG industry has its legendarily bad games.. Spawn of Fashan, FATAL, Racial Holy War, SenZar, but nothing exceeds in sheer ability to stun a gamer like Hybrid.

This puppy hasn't even been published, and it is a legend. You see, the "author" likes to make long rambling posts to gaming groups consisting of nothing but excruciating mathematical formula describing how his system models obscure Marvel and DC characters. He will go on for several hundred lines, no breaks, without once defining his terms. We'll ridicule him, he'll go away, only to return to claim that his RPG rules are modeled on the very laws of reality!

Today, I finally went out to his webpage.

Oh, my lack of God.

This rivals the infamous Timecube. I'm rolling to disbelieve.

Ladies and gentlemen, enter if you dare. Hold onto to your SAN. I give you H Y B R I D: V 0.21

[identity profile] jemstone.livejournal.com 2005-11-03 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I got this far:

since women are too complicated to make in my rpg, since creating women in my rpg requires politically incorrect math

And stopped.

I can't.

I just... can't.

Great Googaly Moogaly.

[identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com 2005-11-03 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not understand the female! She confuses me!!