Other than calling me "Mr. Douglas" everyone at least knew my disease correctly.
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#1. I really screwed up in high school. I maintained a 0.0 GPA with very little effort. I just didn't care. When I enlisted in the Army, my recruiter got me into an adult ed program that let me take the GED for credit. Bang, three years of high school in one afternoon. I had to take two classes a day, and those were self-paced history and government classes. I received my diploma three days before my friends at Leigh did.
#2. Early in my military career, I was dating (and sleeping with) a sixteen year old. Ft. Benning is right on the Georgia/Alabama border. We were going to see Rocky in Phenix City, Alabama, and go to a cheap, no-questions-asked motel afterwards. That's taking a minor across a stateborder for immoral purposes.
But we forgot some stuff at the braacks, so back across the bridge. The stuff is beer that we're both going to drink. Second offence. Back into Alabama, third offence
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OK,
#1. I really screwed up in high school. I maintained a 0.0 GPA with very little effort. I just didn't care. When I enlisted in the Army, my recruiter got me into an adult ed program that let me take the GED for credit. Bang, three years of high school in one afternoon. I had to take two classes a day, and those were self-paced history and government classes. I received my diploma three days before my friends at Leigh did.
#2. Early in my military career, I was dating (and sleeping with) a sixteen year old. Ft. Benning is right on the Georgia/Alabama border. We were going to see Rocky in Phenix City, Alabama, and go to a cheap, no-questions-asked motel afterwards. That's taking a minor across a stateborder for immoral purposes.
But we forgot some stuff at the braacks, so back across the bridge. The stuff is beer that we're both going to drink. Second offence. Back into Alabama, third offence