Well I just busted a gut laughing.

[gridlore]

Maple Syrup is the lube of choice.

I hope fimbrethil isn't drinking anything when she sees this...

Comments

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

Too sticky if you ask me! And nope, not drinking. The only thing I had in my hands at the time was CC The Destroyer.

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Definitely too sticky.

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

And you would know this how?

[kengr]

Every have KY (or other water based lube) start to dry out?

Trust me. "Sticky" is *not* a desirable quality in lube.

[robertprior.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a poem from Isaac Asimov's book "Lecherous Limericks":

A newly-wed couple named Kelly
Spent their honeymoon belly to belly
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly