OK, this makes up for the writer's block

[gridlore]

which has been going on five freaking weeks now, by the way.

I was flipping around Something Awful, catching up on old Photoshop Phridays and the like, when I came across a review of a hentai game.

Evidently, a bloody awful, trite, and cliched hentai game. So to save his sanity, the author wrtote his review as a series of poems.

It's freaking hysterical.

Review: Slave Pagent

Warnign contains images from the game, and some(ha) sexual content.

Comments

[karjack.livejournal.com]

That is, by far, my favorite hentai game review to date.

[shadowcat48li.livejournal.com]

gack... oh well.. has anybody ever considered what Hiver porn would like like? they might consider Hentai either horror or high comedy

then again we always figured the Hivers would consider the Macarena some sort of bizzare summoning ritual

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Since the Hivers aren't as sex-driven as we are, I'd think they'd find most porn amusing at best. I've no0t seen anything to indicate that Hivers actually get any pleasure from their version of intercourse, and their default sexual encounter seems to be an orgy.