I'm a souless, sadistic bastard, so this will work for me.

[gridlore]

City of San Jose is hiring Parking Control Officers.

Doug, Evil Master of Parking! Mwhahaha!!

So hark to the sound of metal on metal
Drive in the city now if you dare
But beware of the little white three-wheeled go-cart
Beware of the lady with the soul of the bear

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[mdlbear]

oops -- "Park to the sound"... is Jordan Kare, on Parody Violation; lyrics don't appear to be online, but I have the disk.