I'm a souless, sadistic bastard, so this will work for me.

[gridlore]

City of San Jose is hiring Parking Control Officers.

Doug, Evil Master of Parking! Mwhahaha!!

So hark to the sound of metal on metal
Drive in the city now if you dare
But beware of the little white three-wheeled go-cart
Beware of the lady with the soul of the bear

Comments

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

I can see this. :)

[shadowcat48li.livejournal.com]

grav tanks for parking enforcement, heck with the denver boot...

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

o/~ Way hey, tow them away / the Lincoln Park Pirates are we... o/~

[mdlbear]

Thought it was "park to the sound..." -- "hark" is the original.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I was going on my fallible memory, so I may have gotten it wrong. Wouldn't be the first time I've misremembered a lyric.

Out of curiosity, do you have this and Lincoln Park Pirates? I haven't heard either since my BayFilk tapes died.

[mdlbear]

Have it somewhere; IIRC it's on a Clam Chowder album.

Lyrics here (found by the cannonical two-phrase Google search).

[mdlbear]

oops -- "Park to the sound"... is Jordan Kare, on Parody Violation; lyrics don't appear to be online, but I have the disk.

Good Luck

[murbin.livejournal.com]

The law level in San Jose will rise a notch or two...