You speak of the ant, I give you the Uberant!

[gridlore]

Scientists have discovered that billions of Argentine ants living in Western Europe from millions of different nests are actually part of one gi-ant colony. Read all about it!

No word on when they plan to enslave the French and burn the worlds capitals. In between bouts of singing "The Internationale" in teeny-tiny voices, they have demanded the immediate surrender of Cuba and that Seinfeld alumni be prevented from making any more TV shows.

(This is what I get for reading real news right after The Onion.

Comments

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Last year we didn't get the conforamtion until two days befor the con. Check the BayCon page to see if you are listed.

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[johno.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm listed, I'm just whyging about BayCon's lack of followup.