gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (1 on 1)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2002-04-17 08:21 am

You speak of the ant, I give you the Uberant!

Scientists have discovered that billions of Argentine ants living in Western Europe from millions of different nests are actually part of one gi-ant colony. Read all about it!

No word on when they plan to enslave the French and burn the worlds capitals. In between bouts of singing "The Internationale" in teeny-tiny voices, they have demanded the immediate surrender of Cuba and that Seinfeld alumni be prevented from making any more TV shows.

(This is what I get for reading real news right after The Onion.

[identity profile] sylvan.livejournal.com 2002-04-17 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
totally unrelated, what is your BayCon guest status?