And people wonder why I want to be a police dispatcher...

[gridlore]

Calls like this..

"What are we supposed to protect you from, a cheeseburger?"

Comments

[hopeforyou.livejournal.com]

I can't believe she stayed on the line with her THAT long. I would have hung up sooner.

Amazing what people call the police for. Wow.

I think I could have called about attempted murder when people serve me mushrooms...

[arib.livejournal.com]

That dispatcher's a saint.

[isomeme.livejournal.com]

Once I heard that the burger woman was from San Clemente, I could predict the rest.

Superb!

[aitkendrum.livejournal.com]

What a laugh!

I have heard of some UK calls here that make me cry but you never hear the tapes!

[drewkitty.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Imagine what security gets to deal with :)