gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (South Park)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2005-03-18 09:08 am

Friday Five - Gawker

1. What's the first physical feature that attracts you to another person? Eyes.

2. Do you read the tabloids (i.e. The National Enquirer, The Mirror)? I've been known to pick up The Weekly World News from time to time.

3. Have you ever snuck a peek at someone else's paper while taking an exam? A few times back in high school.

4. How would you describe your vision? Fairly nearsighted. Without my glasses, anything over five feet away begins to blur.

5. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen? The 4-foot long cottonmouth that was under my rucksack when I picked it up.

[identity profile] sossity.livejournal.com 2005-03-19 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
4. How would you describe your vision? Fairly nearsighted. Without my glasses, anything over five feet away begins to blur.


HA! without MY glasses, anything over five INCHES away is a blur.

i was going to make some relevant connection between that fact and the fact that i like to perform fellatio, but i couldn't make it work right.

but my eyes are worse than yours, fo' sho'.