gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Penguin - Poke)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2005-02-26 08:23 am

Moved by the spirit.

I just got a spam titled "Wanna Get Laid?"

The sender was listed as Jesus.

I should take him up on it, I hear he's well hung...

(Think WinAmp is trying to tell me something about my sense of humor?)

[identity profile] jemstone.livejournal.com 2005-02-26 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you accepted the love of Christ into your life?

*beat*

Y'wanna?

[identity profile] collie13.livejournal.com 2005-02-26 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Ready to go to heaven? ;)

[identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com 2005-02-27 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Problem is, I hear he takes three days to get up again.

[identity profile] aurictech.livejournal.com 2005-02-27 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Not to mention that Jesus apparently hasn't come a second time in nearly two millennia....