gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Me - Drama)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2005-01-17 10:45 am

When Babelfish goes bad...



No Fraud - Literal Ability! The equivalent kind of research that originated other wonder specifics, has now originated a radical grass tablet that can gain your member proportion by 2" to 4" in actually a few abbreviated weeks! Simply consume 2 our lozenges every solar day...
It will build your penis growth a immense 17%!


I especially enjoy the reference to "solar" days. What, I should time my meds by the sidereal day?

[identity profile] aurictech.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
in actually a few abbreviated weeks

Are these five-day weeks? Perhaps they're abbv. wks.

And is "radical grass" anything like "Classical Gas"?

[identity profile] jarlsberg71.livejournal.com 2005-01-17 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm more concerned that they think 2-4" is 17%..... at 2" that would give you an 11.75 inch member, so adding 2 inches to that (or to get that) would mean you're at 9.5 and my guess is you don't need any help... at 4" we're talking just shy of 2' and I want NOTHING to do with that.