gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (US Flag)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2004-06-28 06:31 pm

God help me.

I've applied to work for the TSA.

0019-Transportation Security Screener - SJC002

You will perform a variety of duties related to providing security and protection of air travelers, airports and aircraft. Specifically, you will be responsible for identifying dangerous objects in baggage, cargo and/or on passengers; and preventing those objects from being transported onto aircraft. You are required to perform various tasks such as: wanding, pat down searches, operation of x-ray machines, lifting of baggage (up to 70 pounds), and screening and ticket review using electronic and imaging equipment. As a Transportation Security Screener, you may perform passenger screening, baggage screening or both. You are expected to perform these duties in a courteous and professional manner.
seawasp: (Default)

Well...

[personal profile] seawasp 2004-06-29 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm doing work for DHS, so it's not like you're the only one of us working in that area.
kengr: (Default)

Re: Well...

[personal profile] kengr 2004-06-29 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Come to the Dark Side, Ryk..."