gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (US Flag)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2004-06-28 06:31 pm

God help me.

I've applied to work for the TSA.

0019-Transportation Security Screener - SJC002

You will perform a variety of duties related to providing security and protection of air travelers, airports and aircraft. Specifically, you will be responsible for identifying dangerous objects in baggage, cargo and/or on passengers; and preventing those objects from being transported onto aircraft. You are required to perform various tasks such as: wanding, pat down searches, operation of x-ray machines, lifting of baggage (up to 70 pounds), and screening and ticket review using electronic and imaging equipment. As a Transportation Security Screener, you may perform passenger screening, baggage screening or both. You are expected to perform these duties in a courteous and professional manner.

[identity profile] hopeforyou.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So... let me know if they ask about vibrators during your interview...

God help you. Yipes. I think I would find this job difficult. I imagine the hours are weird and the pressure a bit high. Good luck!