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Warn McAfee!
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with
their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Feh. I'm working on a puppeteer costume!
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton. The horror!
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Like write role-playing games?
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a Friday. Heresy!
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Of course it is. But who is in control of the elected government?
Actually that's quite scary.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Jealousy does not become an empire.. even a fallen, decrepit one like Britain.
Junkfood (75%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Pizza!
Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
But I'm a perky Goth!
8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
In other words, I'm a video game old-timer. Asteroids still rocks, and cannot be improved upon!
British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Aside from losing all culinary sense...
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defense for Earth.
The Japanese would make cute little compact robots.. Giant robots would come from Detroit and get lousy mileage.
Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Say WHAT?!? This may have shattered my faith in the absolute infallible of Internet tests.
Politics (65%)
Stop caring!
I did years ago.. I just vote to keep them guessing.
Hippyism (88%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Yes, but the Fat Man still rocks.
X11 (85%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Huh? I really don't get this one at all.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Earth First! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later.)
Pave the Earth!
One world
One people
One dotted yellow line..
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
LOL!
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Feh, and Feh again. Give me "Yessongs" or "Black Noise" over the pre made pretty boy bands.
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with
their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Feh. I'm working on a puppeteer costume!
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton. The horror!
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Like write role-playing games?
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a Friday. Heresy!
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Of course it is. But who is in control of the elected government?
Actually that's quite scary.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Jealousy does not become an empire.. even a fallen, decrepit one like Britain.
Junkfood (75%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Pizza!
Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
But I'm a perky Goth!
8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
In other words, I'm a video game old-timer. Asteroids still rocks, and cannot be improved upon!
British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Aside from losing all culinary sense...
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defense for Earth.
The Japanese would make cute little compact robots.. Giant robots would come from Detroit and get lousy mileage.
Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Say WHAT?!? This may have shattered my faith in the absolute infallible of Internet tests.
Politics (65%)
Stop caring!
I did years ago.. I just vote to keep them guessing.
Hippyism (88%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Yes, but the Fat Man still rocks.
X11 (85%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Huh? I really don't get this one at all.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Earth First! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later.)
Pave the Earth!
One world
One people
One dotted yellow line..
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
LOL!
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Feh, and Feh again. Give me "Yessongs" or "Black Noise" over the pre made pretty boy bands.
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However, like all things Unix, X11 has a small but startlingly shrill and dedicated cabal of enthusiasts, who consider it the One True Windowing System and dream of burning GUI-heretics at the stake. Deprived of this power, they instead rant endlessly on newsgroups and mailing lists, turning on one another for minor departures from Holy Writ when external victims are unavailable.
Mac OS 10 Aqua is the newest windowing system from Apple. While it's built on a Unix foundation, it is not based on X11. You can just imagine how thrilled the X11 zealots are about that.
That was way more than you wanted to know, wasn't it? :)