gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Penguin 1)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2003-12-13 09:09 am

I'd retain this man.

An actual biography of a lawyer, forwarded by a friend.

Kevin A. Gliwa, a Director and Shareholder of Otten, Johnson, Robinson, Neff & Ragonetti, P.C., was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. He graduated Magna Cum Laude from Colby College, where he learned that not all issues can be reduced to black or white. He received his law degree from Boston University, which he attended on a full football scholarship through an administrative error. Thereafter, he worked for four years as an associate
at a large law firm in New York, where he once rode an elevator to the top of the Empire State Building. He lectures frequently to his children on a variety of subjects. He enjoys swimming and fishing, despite the painful memories.


Penguins!

[identity profile] karmabreeze.livejournal.com 2003-12-13 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
That rules! Hee hee...

Ooh, I thought of you the other day in Target.. they have a bunch of penguin oriented Christmas stuff.