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Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2002-01-23 07:25 am
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Jesus Wept

For the best in ranting, semi-conscious bizarre babbling that only deep-woods Alabama Christianity can produce, you have to read Demonbuster.com

Their take on Dungeons and Dragons?

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Fantasy game fought in the minds of the players. Teaches demonology, witchcraft, voodoo, murder, rape, blasphemy, suicide,
assassination, insanity, sex perversion, homosexuality, Satan worship, barbarianism, cannibalism, sadism, demon summoning, necromancy and divination. Human sacrifice.

Hey!! I missed out on the sexual perversion! What module was that in?

The best part is that the idiot who put these pages together actually advertisies for more web design work at the bottom of most pages.
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[identity profile] karmabreeze.livejournal.com 2002-01-23 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Contact him... tell him that your high priestess was very impressed with his HTML skill and would he be interested in designing your coven's web site, since you don't have time due to commitments you've made to that big gay rights jubilee you're co-planning...

Random perversion table

[identity profile] isomeme.livejournal.com 2002-01-23 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Most of it was in "Eldritch Wizardry" and "Blackmoor", but you needed to read between the lines.

[identity profile] jilesa.livejournal.com 2002-01-23 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hey!! I missed out on the sexual perversion! What module was that in?

Dunno about modules, but it was definitely in the mind of one of my DMs. My character was... seduced by a demon (well, demi-god, really) and then forced to bear his child. Lovely. Needless to say, I didn't stay in that game much beyond that point.

[identity profile] bbw4u.livejournal.com 2002-01-23 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting, Depression and Anxiety are demons. I'm possessed! I always knew it! LMAO! Thanks for the link, it's good for a few laughs! :)

[identity profile] ayodele.livejournal.com 2002-01-23 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
paisley print fabric is demonic, as are candles (potential hosts for demons), diabetes (caused by demon squid)... uh huh.

i'm so glad mom left the south...

[identity profile] hellloooonurse.livejournal.com 2002-01-23 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
These people that say D&D teaches demonology etc., are of the same mentality as the people (and probably one of the same groups,) who said that KISS stood for "Kings in Satan's Service" and "Knights in Satan's Service." Funny...two of the members are practicing Jews, one is Catholic (the drummer who's costume has right-side up crosses all over it,) and one is Protestant. Ummm...yeah :)

D&D

[identity profile] figmo.livejournal.com 2002-01-23 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I used to play it regularly with a DM who didn't know how to handle the sexual stuff. I had a level 5/6 Illusionist/Thief with a charisma and wisdom of 5. I used to have her come onto anything that moved. It got to be amusing.
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