gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (South Park)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2003-09-16 09:17 am

Arrr.. Meme off the port bow

What's my inner pirate?

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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[identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com 2003-09-16 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
"That's Captain Doug Berry... savvy?"

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2003-09-16 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"How about three shillings, and no names, eh?"

Johnny Depp rocks in that fim.

[identity profile] hellloooonurse.livejournal.com 2003-09-17 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Ye'd best start believin' in memes Miss Turner, you're in one" :)