gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (M-16)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2003-06-26 10:57 am

Good thing I'm not armed.

It's over 90. A few days ago, I grabbed an application from Tower Records, which is at the limit of my walking range; about a mile away. At the time, the kid behind the counter told me that they weren't hiring, but were accepting applications.

Today, I hike over with my application, and get told they aren't even accepting applications. Not even for file. I wasted my time.

Had I been armed, I might have made the national news. The utterly dismissive tone in which this overly-pierced kid told me that they weren't taking apps..

[identity profile] aurictech.livejournal.com 2003-06-27 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Judge: "Douglas E. Berry, you stand charged with murder in the first degree. How do you plead?"

Doug: "Your Honor, I plead 'Not Guilty' of the charge, by reason that he needed killing."

~witnesses testify concerning the circumstances of the killing~

Judge: "Case dismissed."