[identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com 2003-06-18 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
As a friend of mine posted on another journal, "Best Onion article of the whole year."

(I'm also rather fond of its predecessor, "I Want A Chopper on the Pad Fueled For New York Now".)
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[personal profile] kengr 2003-06-18 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Got the URL for that one?

[identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com 2003-06-18 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's from 1999, and doesn't seem to be on the Onion site archives anymore, so I put it up here (http://www.efn.org/~kellys/chopper.html) for now, broken image links and all.