Because I'm evil, that's why.

What if the nuclear summoning that ended the American Dwarf and Elf Empires opened the gates to the Ruinous Powers?

Tribes of Khorne-worshiping lizardmen, Drow temples to Slaanesh.. Hell, most of the Amazon basin could be dedicated to Nurgle!

Yes, this setting is coming together nicely.

The Flumph lives!!!!

And this is why Pathfinder is awesome.

Somebody, please just shoot me.

I am allegedly on California State Disability due to my pronounced Chronic Asthma. Allegedly.

See, despite have a notification of reward, I've yet to get a payment. . . six weeks after I filed. Today, I called.

My doctor failed to fill out one question. About when my disability was expected to end. The other sixty-odd questions confirming that I am sick, cannot perform my usual duties, am under ongoing care, yadda, yadda, yadda were all filled out with proper medical codes and notes. The state believes that I'm too sick to work. But they're not paying me.

Because my doctor didn't tell them when I'd be better.

Know why he did that?

WE HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE IF I'M GOING TO GET BETTER!

Now I have to wait for this SNAFU to unravel. Email has been dropped to my doctor. I swear, if this paperwork is caught in the Sixth Circle of Hell (aka the Medical Secretaries Office) I will go off.