Four days? I could use four weeks.

• In three days I cranked up a couple of hours of overtime. None of it caused by a lot of work to be done. All of it caused by our corporate inability to organize an orgy in a whorehouse.


• But something must be working right, because I got a bonus check today. That was a shock, to say the least.


• Got home and YASD'd a perfectly ascendable Samurai.


• Wow, Calvin Klein commercials are still pretentious and stupid.


• It's hard to yell at someone when your lower plate has floated completely loose.


• Luckily, I growl well.


• Riesling or Pinot Noir for dinner tomorrow... I just can't decide!


• Foo Fighter on Top Chef tonight. This should be fun.


• Speaking of food, I should eat something.