2005-01-27

gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Norton)
2005-01-27 12:42 pm
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Brushing teeth)
2005-01-27 06:57 pm

Holy crap!

This has got to be the most pretentious, overblown, stupid person on LiveJournal. His entire rant, all 2000 words of it, are about a Carl's Jr. forgetting his small fries.

I'm serious. Read for yourself.

Dude, if they blow your order, go in, politely point it out, and accept the manager's offer of a free upgrade. I love how he continually points out his alleged musical career.

His bio is also a hoot.

The best part? After all this amazing rhetoric, all this self-important posturing, [livejournal.com profile] customers_suck has learned that he's a register monkey at a Dominos.

Amazing.
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Football - 49ers)
2005-01-27 11:31 pm

Holy Crap, part Deux!

My Niners made it to the Superbowl, for the second straight years against the Kansas City Chiefs.

It was a tough game, and KC scored with 1:38 left in the 4th to take a 38 - 34 lead. The ensuing kickoff resulted in a touchback, so I needed to drive 60 yards in about a minute with no time outs. Peyton Manning kept throwing to his number one receiver, Justin Muhammed, for gains of 10 to 20 yards. Finally I had the ball first and 10 on KC's 25 yard line with seconds to go.. I snapped the ball with one second on the clock.. manning faded back, scanned his four receivers, saw Muhammed break open in the end zone and fired the ball. Muhammed makes a leaping catch, taking a vicious hit..

AND HE HOLDS ON TO THE BALL!!! TOUCHDOWN, 49ERS!!!!!!!!eleventy-one!

Final score:

San Francisco 49ers: 41
Kansas City Chiefs: 38


seriously, to me that play ranks up there with The Catch and the Redemption. Pity it was all virtual...