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Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2019-07-17 10:36 am

xxxxxx xxxxxxxx!

And in the Missing the Point Category, we have MeTV. Purveyor of classic television, including Perry Mason, to which I am addicted.

Because I suffer some hearing loss and tend to not wear my hearing aids at home, I usually turn on the subtitles when watching Perry. Which is where we run into the issue.

I can understand censoring foul language, but really, they've gone too far. People drink cocktails, not xxxxtails. It got really bad last night, where the mystery centered on the death of a young man named Richard two years prior.

Of course, everyone called him Dick. Which came out on screen as xxxx. Had I been dependent on the subtitles, rather than using them as an aide, I wouldn't have been able to follow the story. Which would have been a pity, as "The Case of the Golden Venom" is really good.

I'm going to try to figure out who does the closed captioning and suggest they adjust their algorithm.
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[personal profile] nodrog 2019-07-18 10:16 am (UTC)(link)

I caught a broadcast of Starship Troopers on TV last week, and the unnamed Captain of the Rodger Young says, “This [Bug plasma] isn’t random or light - someone made a big gol-durned mistake!”  Oh, really.  A bit late to be sanitizing TV, isn’t it?

[The weird thing was how seamless it was, like Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest saying, “Screw that!” when her lips are clearly saying something else.  I wonder if this actress actually recorded the Bible-Belt version for use as needed.]

Edited 2019-07-18 10:25 (UTC)