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Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2018-07-25 05:27 pm
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I have a theory . . .

I have a theory . . .

Porgs, those cute CGI puffin replacements, have been living on the same island as the first Jedi Temple for millennia. That spot is one of the most powerful nexuses of the Force in the universe. It's why Luke was able to project himself so far.

The porgs have absorbed this power. Thus, when Chewie wanted to eat his roast porg it wasn't the cuteness of the Sad Porg that stopped him. No, the porg used the Jedi mind-trick on him.

This also explains why the porgs seemingly avoid Luke. They sense his darkness.

Star Wars IX - Rise of the Porg!

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