Ten reasons why I am not allowed to own ATGMs

[gridlore]

1. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


2. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


3. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


4. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


5. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


6. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


7. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


8. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


9. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.


10. The ice cream truck playing Turkey in the Straw a half-measure slow.

Comments

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

I can understand how one can be one half measure off, but how can something be a half measure slow?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I probably used the wrong term. It sounded like Morrisey covering Turkey in the Straw

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

[lisa-marli.livejournal.com]

Oy, the song is bad enough without the recording being played badly.
You have my sympathies.

[kshandra]

You are never allowed to snark about the Ice Cream Boat again.

[capplor.livejournal.com]

That's better than the one we have here which keeps changing keys by quarter-steps. Thankfully they don't come around too often.

[op-tech-glitch.livejournal.com]

I still remember standing up on the deck of our local head shop with a couple of friends some years back, yelling out "YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!" to one of those guys and hearing a faint "yeah, yeah, yeah" back from the driver's side.

(My friends got a good laugh over it, anyway.)

[lizzibabe.livejournal.com]

OH! Now you've got it STUCK IN MY HEAD!

[dalen-talas.livejournal.com]

Why bother with ATGMs? All you need is a laser pointer and a phone line.