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The absolute best in crazy
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Jesus' Resignation Letter.
Did you know that Jesus quit his job two years ago? Did you know some loony psychic is now God's only annointed voice on Earth? Neither did anybody else.
The entire site is a testament to batshit insanity, but this one was just perfect. I'm totally seeing Jesus angrily packing a suitcase, like in the opening credits for The Prisoner, and stalking off, pausing only to mail a letter to George Bush. Because, when it comes to picking a leader recognized by the world's Christians, Bush ranked so much higher than the Pope or the Patriarch of Constantinople.
Jesus' Resignation Letter.
Did you know that Jesus quit his job two years ago? Did you know some loony psychic is now God's only annointed voice on Earth? Neither did anybody else.
The entire site is a testament to batshit insanity, but this one was just perfect. I'm totally seeing Jesus angrily packing a suitcase, like in the opening credits for The Prisoner, and stalking off, pausing only to mail a letter to George Bush. Because, when it comes to picking a leader recognized by the world's Christians, Bush ranked so much higher than the Pope or the Patriarch of Constantinople.
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One, I didn't know that the Powers That Be had an embassy, and two, why in hell is it in North Dakota? (Just googled it for shits and giggles - it comes up as St Mary's Central High School.....)