gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Army - Professor)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2010-01-26 12:50 pm
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The Question: Basic run through of the Battled of Stalingrad?

I am looking all over the internet and all i can find are very detailed articles on the battle of stalingrad. Any help would be great



The Wiki article is too detailed? OK?

Wehrmacht Army Group B: "We can haz Stalingrad!"

Soviet 62nd Army: "O RLY?"

Wehrmacht Army Group B: "YA RLY!"

Soviet 62nd Army: "NO WAI!"

pew! bang! pew!

Wehrmacht Army Group B: "Stalingrad sucks."

Soviet 1st Guards Army, 5th Tank Army, and 21st Army: "Look behind you."

Wehrmacht Army Group B: "How'd you get there? Now we iz surrounded!"

Hitler: "Make Paulus a Field Marshal. No German Field Marshal has ever surrendered!"

Paulus: "Cool. I'm a Field Marshal. We surrender."

Hitler: "D'oh!"

Remnants of Army Group B: "At least we'll be well treated as prisoners of war.. why are the Russians laughing like that"?

That's as simple as I can make it without resorting to hand puppets.

[identity profile] fusijui.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure the handpuppet version would also find its educational niche!

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2010-01-27 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Can you show me where the Don Front touched you, Paulus?"

[identity profile] fusijui.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
See what I mean? You could tour the schools, putting on multi-purpose puppet shows. Cost-efficient and educational way of teaching the kids "history" and "health" all at once.