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The Question: Basic run through of the Battled of Stalingrad?
I am looking all over the internet and all i can find are very detailed articles on the battle of stalingrad. Any help would be great
The Wiki article is too detailed? OK?
Wehrmacht Army Group B: "We can haz Stalingrad!"
Soviet 62nd Army: "O RLY?"
Wehrmacht Army Group B: "YA RLY!"
Soviet 62nd Army: "NO WAI!"
pew! bang! pew!
Wehrmacht Army Group B: "Stalingrad sucks."
Soviet 1st Guards Army, 5th Tank Army, and 21st Army: "Look behind you."
Wehrmacht Army Group B: "How'd you get there? Now we iz surrounded!"
Hitler: "Make Paulus a Field Marshal. No German Field Marshal has ever surrendered!"
Paulus: "Cool. I'm a Field Marshal. We surrender."
Hitler: "D'oh!"
Remnants of Army Group B: "At least we'll be well treated as prisoners of war.. why are the Russians laughing like that"?
That's as simple as I can make it without resorting to hand puppets.
I am looking all over the internet and all i can find are very detailed articles on the battle of stalingrad. Any help would be great
The Wiki article is too detailed? OK?
Wehrmacht Army Group B: "We can haz Stalingrad!"
Soviet 62nd Army: "O RLY?"
Wehrmacht Army Group B: "YA RLY!"
Soviet 62nd Army: "NO WAI!"
pew! bang! pew!
Wehrmacht Army Group B: "Stalingrad sucks."
Soviet 1st Guards Army, 5th Tank Army, and 21st Army: "Look behind you."
Wehrmacht Army Group B: "How'd you get there? Now we iz surrounded!"
Hitler: "Make Paulus a Field Marshal. No German Field Marshal has ever surrendered!"
Paulus: "Cool. I'm a Field Marshal. We surrender."
Hitler: "D'oh!"
Remnants of Army Group B: "At least we'll be well treated as prisoners of war.. why are the Russians laughing like that"?
That's as simple as I can make it without resorting to hand puppets.
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Germans attack.
Russian Vodka keeps Russians warmer than German Beer does the Germans.
Russians win.