Oh, how cute. A pest.

[gridlore]

I've picked up a.. hard to describe, really. doyoudreamatall made a post a few days ago in highweirdness that was nothing but a court docket number. I poked around his journal and found he is one of those special people who thinks his every emission is somehow relevant and artistic. I told him so in a comment.

Just now I checked my mail to see pictures Ann had sent of Kylie and Regan, and what do I find? This loser is going through my entire journal, day by day, and sending what I suppose he thinks are clever insults. See for yourself:

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/1213.html

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/17903.html

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/22040.html

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/169701.html

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/279949.html

That's right, he went back to March 2001. I cannot begin to grok the mind that would devote itself to reading all 4,894 entries spread out over the last seven years. And the quality of the insults? By Halford's shiny head, I was getting worse in the fifth grade! He, of course, goes for all the "old geezer" attempts, not knowing that I like being an old geezer. He's also stated that he's going to reveal to kshandra what a douche I am. Like she didn't figure that out years ago.

The moron has already claimed victory in his little "slack war." To quote a famous squid, I have not yet begun to fight!

Comments

[caerbannogbunny.livejournal.com]

It might be amusing to let him.

I mean, everyone needs a hobby and 4900 posts, one-by-one...

...keeps him occupied.

[jeffreycornish.livejournal.com]

Does he realize your skill set?

You are an author. There could be a supplement containing a NPC who provides comedy relief by being humiliated in hundreds of different ways.

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

My dear sir, had I but realized that you are so utterly bereft of amusement that you are left with only a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent to break up the tedium, I would have been happy to offer some other recommendations of pursuits perhaps more worthy of your time. Self-mutilation comes to mind, as does watching paint dry and seeing how long it takes to get high off the fumes.

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

Wow. Talk about the poster child for "Too Much Time On My Hands".

And now I have an earworm.

[capplor.livejournal.com]

I'm almost inclined to twat him one just to see what inanity he would try on my LJ. Of course, if we keep him busy enough he won't have time to go out & create the income necessary to maintain his hobby, unless he really is living in his mother's basement.

[madelineusher.livejournal.com]

I wish I got stalkers sometimes.

[grimmwire.livejournal.com]

Douche: I've entered a pool on which major piece of landscape will be destroyed by fiery chuniks of communist doom!

Douche's New Friend: Doug, Your journal reads like a cereal box.

Damn, I want to know what cereal this guy's been eating!

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

Awww, they're so cute at that age when they first discover drama...

[meglimir.livejournal.com]

He has no life - possibly an involuntary condition - and it has made him ... *odd* ... Could be worse. The overall effect IMHO is still on the "amusing" side of the "amusing-to-nasty" spectrum ...

And, I'm thoroughly enjoying how you handle it :D

[benkenobigal.livejournal.com]

I am continually amazed at how pathetic people can be. Is he attempting to be clever?? He just reveals himself as pitiful. I think I'd be bothered more by my migraine.

[shadowcat48li.livejournal.com]

are we allowed to fire counterbattery? or would that just make matters worse?