gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Budweiser)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2008-07-26 11:34 am
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LIVEJOURNAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM

STAGE 1 BEER ALERT!

DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!

WE SAY AGAIN, DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!

Civilians are advised to remain indoors and hide under plastic tarps. Governor Ah-nold has been advised of the situation. My fax to the Pentagon requesting aid has gone unanswered.

I'm out of beer. Pray for us!

[identity profile] netquiddler.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
::would send over his best case of Stewart's, but I don't think it ships so well::