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LIVEJOURNAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM
STAGE 1 BEER ALERT!
DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!
WE SAY AGAIN, DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!
Civilians are advised to remain indoors and hide under plastic tarps. Governor Ah-nold has been advised of the situation. My fax to the Pentagon requesting aid has gone unanswered.
I'm out of beer. Pray for us!
DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!
WE SAY AGAIN, DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!
Civilians are advised to remain indoors and hide under plastic tarps. Governor Ah-nold has been advised of the situation. My fax to the Pentagon requesting aid has gone unanswered.
I'm out of beer. Pray for us!
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Six cases of fancy schmancy microbrew have been launched.
Unfortunately due to the 121 Gee launch velocity left the brew a little... er, flat.