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Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2007-01-24 05:12 pm
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Spam of the Week!

Good Day
assalamu-alaikum,

I humbly introduce myself to you; I am Captain Aziz Hassan of Lebanon.I am contacting you based on trust and humanity for the Transfer of fund,totalling 20.5 million U.S Dollars, Which I have escaped with from my country which is presently in a religious sectorial war.These funds were deposited in a Diplomatic Condominium in Spain by some professionals. I am currently admitted in a private hospital in the kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

On your response to assist me receive this money outside my Country (region), signals will be sent to the company in custody of the funds and the professionals involved. Do not worry all necessary information to enable you receive the funds will be intact. With your effort and help, you shall be entitle to 20%of the total Amount and 5% will be mapped out for any expenses incurred in this Transaction.

I shall forward to you all the details required on the receipt of your willinginess reply to carry on this transaction with me I look forward to your prompt favorable response.

Thanks for your understanding

Yours Respectfully,
Capt Aziz Hassan

NOTE; I AM NOT AN ISLAMIC EXTREMIST, I AM MODEST.


It's that last line.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-01-25 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Pardon me while I crack up.

[identity profile] thingunderthest.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
hehehehe,

and then


Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As
you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his
tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges
tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick.
So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in
Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS)
of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats
looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,
Fluffy
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