My brain just ran away screaming.

[gridlore]

I can accept that I'm smarter than most people. I accept that the actions of most people makes me wonder how the species lasted this long.

But friends, neighbors, and fellow shut-ins, this takes the cake.

hey i'm forteen and i'm 4 months pregnant with a baby girl. no i'm not married and i'm not a prostatute. and it may sound weird but it wasnt my fault that i got pregnant.it seriously wasnt. i cant tell u what happened but just trust me it wasnt my fault. i believe that if girls get pregnant before the age of 18 then it either means it's not their fault or theyre mature. their not sluts or pregnant bitchs like what men call most of us. we should get support just like normal people. so please reply. anybody. i'd love to chat.

Read the comments. All of them. Then join me in demanding a return to nunneries and mandatory contraception in the freaking water supply. Seriously, the absolute, complete, Platonic ideal-level of DUMB on this page makes me want to grab some of these little darlings by the neck and throttle them. Since my tax dollars are going to end up supporting their kids, I should at least get the satisfaction of screaming at them in my best UHF voice "You so STUPID!!!!"

Folks, my parents never really had the traditional "talk" with me about the birds and bees. Instead, I learned the plumbing aspect at school, got pointers on technique from Penthouse's "Forum" section (and a serious case of inadequacy about certain body parts until I figured out that everyone was lying) and from my parents got a lecture on responsibility. That seemed to do the trick as I escaped my teen years without becoming a parent despite getting laid.

Stop giggling. I did so get laid in high school. Three times. So there :P

Anyway, this is as bad as the pro-anorexia shit I've seen. My brain is now hiding under the desk whimpering.

Must coax it out with more beer.

Comments

[deathbytamarind.livejournal.com]

And people wonder why I'm childfree.

[khaybee.livejournal.com]

My brain is now hiding under the desk whimpering.
Must coax it out with more beer.

I find that what works best is to pour the beer into a pyrex dish that can be slid under the desk, so that your brain can jump directly into it and roll around a while. After having the chance to roll around in the beer, most brains will settle down.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

I suspect something more powerful may be needed.

[ciarhwyfar.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's worse, the whole series of situations or the fact that not one in four of them can type in English.

The stupid burns!

[lisa-marli.livejournal.com]

If she's fourteen and it's not her fault, she must be... Drum Roll Please....
The Virgin Mary!
Yep, that's the only one!
Well, that and all the Greek girls that got laid by their gods in pervious centuries.
That's my take on it, and can I join you under that table? I feel a lightning bolt coming. :)

[hellloooonurse.livejournal.com]

I read them all and my brain hurts. Not only are these people pathetic, but these are some of the most aaaaatrocious examples of poor spelling, grammar and punctuation.

*shaking head*

[supersniffles.livejournal.com]

I couldn't read them all. The stupid burned too much.
Why is it that the dumb ones breed so damn fast?

My 'sex talk' with my mom went, "I don't think teenagers should have sex. Being a teenager is confusing enough without adding sex to it. But if you do have sex, use birth control!" She also signed the slips so I could get the plumbing lectures. It worked quite well, I was 17 when I had sex for the 1st time.

[kat-box.livejournal.com]

Brain... Hurts... OWIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Seriously, now I know where MY sex life went... In a holding pattern for the stupid 14 y.o.s. Ummm, ya, "I'm 14, got pregnant and it's not my fault." The mind simply BOGGLES at the lack of personal responsibility nowadays.

YES IT IS (at least partially) YOUR FAULT! You chose to open your legs. Suck it up.

[blueashke.livejournal.com]

I know where you found that! Seriously, I was about ready to kill things when I saw that up yesterday. They all need to be forcibly neutered.

[cleverthylacine]

I am less bothered by "pro-ana". People who are dumb enough to want to be anorexic are fucking themselves up, but not an innocent child as well.

[patagucci-thong.livejournal.com]

I can't think of anything coherent to say about all that, not that I could finish reading it. Revolting!!

[suliam.livejournal.com]

Must have been too many hits, the page is gone.
There is one way she could be pregnant without it being her fault. Rape.
You'd kind of think she'd mention that though.