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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Majesty - straight-up, no fuss

Your symbol is:

the fox, because you're foxy!

You rule from:

a towering, well, tower

At your side is:

your huge red dragon, Ringo

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

trained animals of many species, all named Fluffy

Your most popular law is:

No-pants Fridays

Your least popular law is:

All religions required to write you into their doctrines

Your worst enemy is:

your court jester's awful nun joke