OK, I have to go to New York

[gridlore]

and kill Ann Coulter. Really. Because if I do it before fimbrethil and a horde of others get a hold of her, it will be an act of mercy.

Seriously, after everything this moron has said about the city and people of New York, how is it she is still able to live there? I can't imagine her jumping on the 6 Train at 103rd without being beaten senseless by outraged New Yorkers, and would immigrant-phobic Ann even dare to ride in a taxi? I think NYC should engage in a mass shunning. She doesn't get served in stores or at restaurants. Doors get slammed in her face. No deliveries to her home or office. Nothing illegal, just New Yorkers telling this upstart import that she's not welcome, and can go back to whatever foul pit spawned her anytime now.

That is, unless I kill her first.

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Uh oh, a Boondocks reference

[deathbytamarind.livejournal.com]

She's the white, thin, female version of Uncle Ruckus: An overweight black man with a grotesque appearance who idolizes white culture. Ruckus is self-hating, dissassociating himself from his African-American heritage as best he can, and instead championing whatever small traces of Native American and Irish ancestry he may have. His greatest wish is that black people were still enslaved, because he believes that they were better off that way. He claims to have a mythical disease called "re-vitiligo" ("the reverse of what Michael Jackson has," he always retorts). Ironically, he is the darkest-skinned character on the show. His character is a hyperbolic parody of the self-hating black man, and is named after Joel Chandler Harris' Uncle Remus character.

Re: Uh oh, a Boondocks reference

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

That may seem an over the top parady right now, but rest assured that Fox News is hard at work searching for such a commentator, even as we speak!