ext_46667 ([identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] gridlore 2002-06-10 02:28 pm (UTC)

Back in 95 when I still had a Mystery Disease, it was discovered that my spleen was making a bid for fame by growing to ridiculous size. My doctor had it removed and biopsed, along with samples of my liver and other gross bits. The biopsy confirmed that I had Stage IV-B Hodgkin's Disease. Much Real Fun(tm) insued with post-op blood clots, chemotherapy, and having to watch Sister Act 2 over a dozen times.

Anyway, fast forward a few years to one of the periodic MRIs I have to get. Where my spleen used to reside there are several newcomers, little things called splenuncles, which are not uncommon.

Except mine are growing. This is not normal for animals larger than frogs, and really pisses off the medical establishment. They aren't doing anything... yet. (The Spleen that Ate San Francisco!)

Next I'll tell you how my spleen served the Zionists

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