Yeah, right.

[gridlore]

Just checked my email, and I found this spam. They subject line is Every type of Porn You Could Possibly Think Of


EVERY KIND OF PORN POSSIBLE!!!

WHATEVER YOUR TASTE IN PORN IS, WE'VE GOT IT!

Choose from our list of many sites and you won't be disappointed.

Asian , Big Tits, Celebrity, Ebony / Black, Facials, Gay, Adult XXX, Erotic Sex, Group Sex, Hardcore, Lesbian, Live Sex, Mardi Gras, Mature, Spring Break, Teens, Transexual, Videos

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Okay, anybody see what I mean? They haven't even scratched the surface in my case! And perhaps someone could explain the difference between "Adult XXX" and "Hardcore"? Not to mention "Ebony/Black" What, African Americans having sex with rocks?

Comments

[kengr]

Well, ebony is a wood but I know what you mean.

I love the fact that I get both "enlarge your penis" and "Bigger breasts in only two weeks" spam.

I think I'd blow the spammer's (alleged) minds if they knew I'd rather like to have *both*. <eg>

[femakita.livejournal.com]

Erotic Sex
Doesn't this, ideally, describe all sex?

Live Sex
As opposed to Dead Sex.

This is a pretty lame list of porn. They don't even have any BDSM stuff, not to mention roleplaying or the ever-popular Barnyard Animals.

Or the weirdest type of porn I have ever gotten a spam for- "Dog Fart Sluts".

Whaaaat?!?

[amberite.livejournal.com]

No tentacles? No tentacles! Not even furries! "Every type of porn", my grandmother's left ear! That's false advertising, and they should be taken out and shot.

[isomeme.livejournal.com]

No lemurs in the rain (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=21482442)? Not a complete porn list. End of story.

[murphymom.livejournal.com]

"...subject line is Every type of Porn You Could Possibly Think Of..."


They don't know you at all, do they? (vbeg)