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[gridlore]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In December, I sacrificed karmabreeze to Cthulhu (500 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I rescued chaoswolf from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I exposed onetruegrits to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In March, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (540 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
gridlore

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