Last week I put gum in sammy_grrrl's hair (-12 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole philfoglio's purse (30 points). In March I helped hlw hide a body (-173 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (165 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!