DANGER! WARNING!

[gridlore]

Doug is out of beer! We say again, Doug has run out of beer.

In addition, Whisky levels are reportedly at a low not seen since the "Thousand Dollar Phone Bill" incident.

This is not a drill!

Comments

[thingunderthest.livejournal.com]

I'd toss ya a bottle, but I don't have that good an arm.

[kshandra]

So come pick me up and I'll get you a 12er at the store on the way home. (Grab griffen's recipe out of the printer tray so I can get all that stuff too, okay?)

And yes, I'm sneaking online this afternoon. It's scuppering dead.

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

Obviously this is an example of the law of conservation of beer in action, as you're out when I just restocked.

What do you drink, anyway?

[deathbytamarind.livejournal.com]

If you lived in Japan you could have the liquor store deliver booze to your door.

Do I even want to know...

[murphymom.livejournal.com]

...about the "Thousand Dollar Phone Bill"?

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

Sniper needs beer, badly.

Sadly, this (http://www.lileks.com/institute/archives/5/index.html) is the best I can do from a couple thousand miles away.