Well I just busted a gut laughing.

[gridlore]

Maple Syrup is the lube of choice.

I hope fimbrethil isn't drinking anything when she sees this...

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[robertprior.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a poem from Isaac Asimov's book "Lecherous Limericks":

A newly-wed couple named Kelly
Spent their honeymoon belly to belly
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly