“I’m Rod Beck. I live in a trailer. I drink beer. I have a porn ‘stache. Fuck you!”

[gridlore]

The All-Porn Star Moustache Baseball Team

I'm shocked. Jeff "Truck-washer" Kent didn't make the line up.

Additionally, we have the All-Asshole Team.

Billy Martin manages both teams. What a shock!

Comments

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Absolutely priceless, that all-Asshole team. I would have been shocked if Albert Bell hadn't been on it.

[jarlsberg71.livejournal.com]

While both were entertaining the porn stache collection was enjoyable since a few specimens were quite good eye candy while the others fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. It was just neat to see even if I only heard of a few of them :)

[pauldrye.livejournal.com]

An all-asshole team that doesn't include Leo Durocher, Cap Anson, Dick Allen, Rogers Hornsby? And Charlie Finley wasn't granted a special Owner's Box? What are they teaching kids these days?