You want to talk about a crime against Frank Miller? Imagine doing Barbies from Sin City. Miho Barbie, with vorpal pink plastic katana! Nancy Barbie, with lasso-twirling action (Bump'N'Grind Stripper Pole playset coming soon).
I was worried that was where this entry was going when I saw the subject line. Think of the other possible Frank Miller Barbies too: Big Barbie and Ken the Boy Robot, Dark Barbie Returns, Martha Washington Barbie...
Oh man, it HAD to go there. "That Yellow Bastard Ken." Already neutered, right from the factory. Becky Barbie's cell phone, with speed dial numbers for the Mob, your mother, and your best friend, Benedict Arnold! Shellie Barbie, with "I'll cut you bitch" stab'n'twist action. And of course, Deluxe Gail Barbie. Cap machine gun a must, but don't forget her Action Fishnet Catsuit; show her a dollar and it automatically pops right off!
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I was worried that was where this entry was going when I saw the subject line. Think of the other possible Frank Miller Barbies too: Big Barbie and Ken the Boy Robot, Dark Barbie Returns, Martha Washington Barbie...
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"That Yellow Bastard Ken." Already neutered, right from the factory.
Becky Barbie's cell phone, with speed dial numbers for the Mob, your mother, and your best friend, Benedict Arnold!
Shellie Barbie, with "I'll cut you bitch" stab'n'twist action.
And of course, Deluxe Gail Barbie. Cap machine gun a must, but don't forget her Action Fishnet Catsuit; show her a dollar and it automatically pops right off!
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After seeing it, I fear I must agree. This doll will not be finding its way onto my Wall o' Barbies.
Ugh!
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